BLAST THAT SHIT
spastasmagoria:

theclearlydope:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

WHAT THE ACTUAL————I can’t. I can’t even can. I have lost the ability to can. 

Lololololol
  1. spastasmagoria:

    theclearlydope:

    Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

    Supervisor: Why?

    Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

    Supervisor: (silence)

    Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

    Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

    Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

    WHAT THE ACTUAL————I can’t. I can’t even can. I have lost the ability to can. 

    Lololololol

  1. 188,757 notesTimestamp: Friday 2012/07/27 2:34:11Via: theangryblackSource: lewis1993
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